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Aamir Khan would be back sooon

ravindrakalla — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:07:49 +0000

Ad film-makers venturing into film industry is not new! Two weeks ago, news of producer Sunil Manchanda signing Prasoon Pandey to direct his new film made rounds of the industry. The latest to diversify is Prasoon Joshi, who has penned the lyrics of several biggies [Rang de Basanti, Fanaa, Hum Tum] and is considered one of the biggest names in the advertising world.
Prasoon’s directorial debut will star Aamir Khan in the lead and will be produced a reputed production house. However, Prasoon doesn’t deny that the film should take off in the next six/seven months.

Funny Lines

ravindrakalla — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:46:18 +0000

1. God is real, unless declared integer2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

3. Death is hereditary.
4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
8. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

11. Well done is better than well said.

12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

14. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

15. Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.

16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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WOMEN -MOST AMAZING

ravindrakalla — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:35:05 +0000

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT; The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things… but the women are still BUSY in shopping……………..

ENGLISH-Usage

ravindrakalla — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:01:01 +0000

The usage of english in the correct sense is ofcourse a art and you should nt be surprised if something told by you is misinterpreted.I give you an example where a single sentence can be reframed in many ways.

Only he said he likes my sister.

He only said he likes my sister.

He said only he likes my sister.

He said he only likes my sister,

He said he likes only my sister.

He said he likes my only sister.

He said he likes my sister only

JOKE FOR THE DAY

ravindrakalla — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:21:48 +0000

Dad : You have aim for 90% marks.
Son : Dont worry! I’ll score 120%
Dad : Be serious! why are you joking now?
Son : Rascal! Who started joking first?