Marriage- Split views
May 22, 2006
Before & After you fall in LOVE…….
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start
Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like I'm living in a dorm
Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem
Before - Turbocharged
After - Jumpstart
Before - We agree on everything
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before -Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom
Before - Charming and Noble
After -Chernobyl
Before - Feathers and handcuffs
After - Ball and chain
Before - Idol
After - Idle
Before - I love a woman with curves
After - I never said you were fat
Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still
After - This relationship is going nowhere
Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant
Before - You look so seductive in black
After - Your clothes are so depressing
Before - Oysters
After - Fish sticks
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before - Passion
After - Ration
Before - Once upon a time
After - The end
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1.
anupam s | October 8, 2006 at 9:18 pm
need a good girl friend
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Pt. Alok | August 25, 2008 at 5:38 am
Match Making
Horoscope Matching or Kundli matching is very deep and intensely rooted in Hindu society. Before entering in to marriage relationship an astrologer is referred to for his analysis of the horoscopes (match making) of boy and the girl. It is done to ensure a harmonious, balanced and healthy marriage relationship.
Matching of horoscopes or marriage compatibility, is hence, even more basic than matching the blood group. A medically mismatched couple risk their health & progeny, but an astrologically mismatched couple put at stake, their health, wealth, happiness, success, peace of mind, their future growth & prosperity - everything that makes life worthwhile.
According to Astrology horoscope matching is much more than just gun Milan and Manglik Dosh. In our opinion there are five major aspects, which are relevant, when it comes to matching of two horoscopes for the purpose of marriage.
Longevity: First of all longevity of the boy and girl should be checked carefully. If there is a noticeable difference, there is no further need to match the horoscopes.
Mental makeup or nature: Two horoscopes should be matched for their mental faculty so as to check whether their mental wavelength matches or not. If boy is of hot temper and the girl is also of the same temper, this will result in strained relations and possible separation.
Progency or ability to give birth to children: The horoscopes of boy and girl should show promise for at least one child.
Health: Both boy and girl should have a good health and should not contact any fatal or crippling disease or accident.
Separative Tendencies: The horoscopes of boy and girl should not show any tendencies for very long separation between them or show any signs of divorce between them.
We have seen lot of times that in spite of matching of the horoscope and maximum gun milans the marriage fails. After checking the above factors the chances of failed marriage are minimal.