Marriage- Split views

 

Before & After you fall in LOVE…….

 Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I'm suffocating

Before – Twice a night
After – Twice a month

Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football

Before – Don't stop
After – Don't start

Before – Is that all you're having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

Before – It's like I'm living in a dream
After – It's like I'm living in a dorm

Before – $60/doz.
After – $1.50/stem

Before – Turbocharged
After – Jumpstart

Before – We agree on everything
After – Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before -Victoria's Secret
After – Fruit-of-the-Loom

Before – Charming and Noble
After -Chernobyl

Before – Feathers and handcuffs
After – Ball and chain

Before – Idol
After – Idle

Before – I love a woman with curves
After – I never said you were fat

Before – He's completely lost without me
After – Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before – Time stood still
After – This relationship is going nowhere

Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant

Before – You look so seductive in black
After – Your clothes are so depressing

Before – Oysters
After – Fish sticks

Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

Before – Passion
After – Ration

Before – Once upon a time
After – The end